Omincussnur is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, weak cat.

Omincussnur created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omincussnur, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Omincussnur, he will turn you into a rock.

Omincussnur's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Omincussnur's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from blue tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.