Bidfabbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, overgenerous badger.

Bidfabbiss created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidfabbiss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidfabbiss, he will curse you with boils.

Bidfabbiss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bidfabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.