Xucklibyat Higtitbedmut is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered
monkey.
Xucklibyat Higtitbedmut created life six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xucklibyat Higtitbedmut, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Xucklibyat Higtitbedmut, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Xucklibyat Higtitbedmut's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Xucklibyat Higtitbedmut's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not take Xucklibyat Higtitbedmut's name in vain.