Hatlarnget is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm
finch.
Hatlarnget created water four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatlarnget, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Hatlarnget, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Hatlarnget's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Hatlarnget's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks.
2. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.
3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
4. Never sprint in the presence of doves.
5. Do not laugh in public.