Danarftadkin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented crocodile.

Danarftadkin created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danarftadkin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Danarftadkin, it will turn you into a dog.

Danarftadkin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Danarftadkin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never pour water over plants.