Danarftadkin is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, contented
crocodile.
Danarftadkin created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Danarftadkin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Danarftadkin, it will turn you into a dog.
Danarftadkin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Danarftadkin's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not leap in public.
4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Never pour water over plants.