Quillwikbug is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional
jackal.
Quillwikbug created silver four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillwikbug, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Quillwikbug, she will turn you into a mole.
Quillwikbug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Quillwikbug's Holy Commandments1. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the west.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.