Applogcib is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive
dragonfly.
Applogcib created life four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Applogcib, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Applogcib, it will boil you in a big pot.
Applogcib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Applogcib's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear nickel on your body.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Applogcib loves mice, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not speak about turnips.
5. Never eat apples.