Dapcambinnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient yak.

Dapcambinnarl created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapcambinnarl, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapcambinnarl, she will come to you in dreams.

Dapcambinnarl's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dapcambinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing brown coats.

3. Never sprint near eagles.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dapcambinnarl.