Hugarmran is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, capable wolf.

Hugarmran created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugarmran, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugarmran, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hugarmran's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hugarmran's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve kilts.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. You must pray to Hugarmran five times a day.

5. Respect your elders.