Jigveensag Cembepyog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered wren.

Jigveensag Cembepyog created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigveensag Cembepyog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigveensag Cembepyog, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jigveensag Cembepyog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jigveensag Cembepyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta stockings.

2. Retreat if five cats approach from the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat bananas.