Rulnuthog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, irritating horse.

Rulnuthog created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnuthog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulnuthog, she will ignore you.

Rulnuthog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Rulnuthog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never go into green rooms.