Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful deer.

Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Gadditgednegteenkinbemfun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.