Homneggof is a god.

It takes the form of a large, flying goblin.

Homneggof created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homneggof, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Homneggof, it will be mildly annoyed.

Homneggof's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Homneggof's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.