Nutgiltof is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless manatee.

Nutgiltof created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutgiltof, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutgiltof, he will think nothing of it.

Nutgiltof's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nutgiltof's Holy Commandments

1. Nutgiltof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Run away if three monkeys approach from the west.