Sombogpad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart bird.

Sombogpad created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sombogpad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sombogpad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sombogpad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sombogpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.

2. Never feed lots of melons to bats while wearing fawn ear rings.

3. Never feed cucumbers to great tits while wearing indigo shirts.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.