Febcudcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering rat.

Febcudcin created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Febcudcin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febcudcin, it will cry a lot.

Febcudcin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Febcudcin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Febcudcin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.