Bidzogfligfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind guinea pig.

Bidzogfligfud created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidzogfligfud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidzogfligfud, it will turn you into a duck.

Bidzogfligfud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bidzogfligfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Always obey Bidzogfligfud's priests.

3. Run away from turquoise gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always take life seriously.