Arngaddoddag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, slow parrot.

Arngaddoddag created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arngaddoddag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Arngaddoddag, she will strike you with lightening.

Arngaddoddag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Arngaddoddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about asteroids.