Mummotvon is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, prudent
jellyfish.
Mummotvon created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mummotvon, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mummotvon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Mummotvon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Mummotvon's Holy Commandments1. Hide from fawn gulls for they are unholy.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not dye your hair black.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Do not covet oxen.