Mummotvon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, prudent jellyfish.

Mummotvon created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mummotvon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mummotvon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mummotvon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mummotvon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn gulls for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not covet oxen.