Ominfebjip is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless fox.

Ominfebjip created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominfebjip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ominfebjip, he will turn you into a dog.

Ominfebjip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ominfebjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never hop in the presence of monkeys.