Camgadgup is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, clever
lobster.
Camgadgup created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Camgadgup, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Camgadgup, it will turn you into a hamster.
Camgadgup's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Camgadgup's Holy Commandments1. Never feed oranges to ants while wearing shoes.
2. Never talk about galaxies.
3. Never think ill of sick mites.
4. Never eat cherries.
5. Never wear skirts.