Zansomcid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured horse.

Zansomcid created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zansomcid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zansomcid, she will remove you from existence.

Zansomcid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zansomcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help sharks in need.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help geese.