Cissbigvag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain raven.

Cissbigvag created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbigvag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cissbigvag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cissbigvag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cissbigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Cissbigvag.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Cissbigvag loves snakes, so they must be respected.