Madqueegwatbellmadcardosssaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain centipede.

Madqueegwatbellmadcardosssaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madqueegwatbellmadcardosssaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Madqueegwatbellmadcardosssaf, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Madqueegwatbellmadcardosssaf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Madqueegwatbellmadcardosssaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help monkeys in need.