Latlipappfag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, egotistical hummingbird.

Latlipappfag created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Latlipappfag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Latlipappfag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Latlipappfag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Latlipappfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Latlipappfag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.