Gepstigyik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ruthless fairy.

Gepstigyik created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Gepstigyik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepstigyik, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gepstigyik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gepstigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.