Sabstragleg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish swallow.

Sabstragleg created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabstragleg, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sabstragleg, she will be very unhappy.

Sabstragleg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sabstragleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Put Sabstragleg first in all things.