Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, clever
duck.
Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren created bats five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren, she will turn you into a mouse.
Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never wear magenta corsets.
3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not shave your legs.
5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren on top of important buildings.