Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever duck.

Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear magenta corsets.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Ligsasnatcanrulgilcissren on top of important buildings.