Jenlakzenfut is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty
snake.
Jenlakzenfut created a quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Jenlakzenfut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Jenlakzenfut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Jenlakzenfut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Jenlakzenfut's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. Do not speak about onions.
5. Do not wear black clothing.