Futriljip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent gnu.

Futriljip created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Futriljip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Futriljip, he will be very unhappy.

Futriljip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Futriljip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Never look in ponds.