Sanquamvid is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic
dragon.
Sanquamvid created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sanquamvid, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sanquamvid, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Sanquamvid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Sanquamvid's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never think about dark matter near snakes while wearing indigo skirts and balancing seven silver spheres on your legs.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Sanquamvid.
4. Do not eat beans.
5. Never talk about galaxies.