Muttofbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional narwhal.

Muttofbad created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muttofbad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Muttofbad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Muttofbad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Muttofbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Muttofbad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.