Gofhugdab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil gnu.

Gofhugdab created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofhugdab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gofhugdab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gofhugdab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gofhugdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nebulae.