Gofhugdab is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil
gnu.
Gofhugdab created snails eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gofhugdab, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Gofhugdab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Gofhugdab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Gofhugdab's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear fawn clothing.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not kill ants.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never talk about nebulae.