Sogvigrull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome otter.

Sogvigrull created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogvigrull, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogvigrull, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sogvigrull's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sogvigrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to tapirs while wearing cyan hats.

2. Run away if four turtles approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.