Ruthabnat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy troll.

Ruthabnat created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Ruthabnat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ruthabnat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ruthabnat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ruthabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Always obey Ruthabnat's priests.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.