Bissgenbop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving fish.

Bissgenbop created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgenbop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bissgenbop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bissgenbop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bissgenbop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.