Omtfidben Tikpibton is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy rat.

Omtfidben Tikpibton created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfidben Tikpibton, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omtfidben Tikpibton, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Omtfidben Tikpibton's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Omtfidben Tikpibton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Omtfidben Tikpibton on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed strawberries to manatees while wearing trousers.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.