Gumkabdap Flabfedshavcutnartbogvol is a god.

She takes the form of a large, slow goat.

Gumkabdap Flabfedshavcutnartbogvol created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumkabdap Flabfedshavcutnartbogvol, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gumkabdap Flabfedshavcutnartbogvol, she will torture you forever.

Gumkabdap Flabfedshavcutnartbogvol's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gumkabdap Flabfedshavcutnartbogvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gumkabdap Flabfedshavcutnartbogvol on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing white ear rings.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Always pray immersed in water.