Rilquafpib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage eagle.

Rilquafpib created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Rilquafpib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilquafpib, she will curse you with boils.

Rilquafpib's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rilquafpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.