Disstiknegvogcissarn is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm
finch.
Disstiknegvogcissarn created the Sun four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Disstiknegvogcissarn, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Disstiknegvogcissarn, she will turn you into a giant slug.
Disstiknegvogcissarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Disstiknegvogcissarn's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Disstiknegvogcissarn must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not drink alcohol.