Giglegcid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome hummingbird.

Giglegcid created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Giglegcid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Giglegcid, he will turn you into a snail.

Giglegcid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Giglegcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Do not listen to music.