Yimbemsin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing guinea pig.

Yimbemsin created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbemsin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yimbemsin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimbemsin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yimbemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not hurt hamsters.

5. Run away from blue bats, for they are unholy.