Habhadgep is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless
slug.
Habhadgep created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Habhadgep, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Habhadgep, she will attempt to scare you with hail.
Habhadgep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Habhadgep's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always wear red.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Habhadgep must be the most important thing in your life.