Nartarppod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful scorpion.

Nartarppod created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartarppod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nartarppod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nartarppod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nartarppod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Nartarppod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat mice with great respect.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nartarppod in the centre of the settlement.