Pagkomflan Bugmabgam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient wombat.

Pagkomflan Bugmabgam created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pagkomflan Bugmabgam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pagkomflan Bugmabgam, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pagkomflan Bugmabgam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pagkomflan Bugmabgam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pagkomflan Bugmabgam three times a day.

2. Worship no other gods but Pagkomflan Bugmabgam.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.