Quillvidarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent jellyfish.

Quillvidarn created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Quillvidarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillvidarn, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Quillvidarn's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Quillvidarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never paint your hands purple.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quillvidarn in the centre of the settlement.