Genrilquag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic crane.

Genrilquag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Genrilquag, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genrilquag, he will turn you into a goat.

Genrilquag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Genrilquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing purple tights.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Fast once a month.