Fatlistrig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil rhinoceros.

Fatlistrig created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatlistrig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatlistrig, she will manifest in front of you.

Fatlistrig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fatlistrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatlistrig.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.