Lipgebkim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish lizard.

Lipgebkim created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgebkim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lipgebkim, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lipgebkim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lipgebkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about special relativity.