Kimarnbonknurveglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless squid.

Kimarnbonknurveglarn created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kimarnbonknurveglarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kimarnbonknurveglarn, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kimarnbonknurveglarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kimarnbonknurveglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Do not keep three great tits in a large pit.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never sprint in the presence of sharks.